What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 21:14

Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Octopussy
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Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What was your embarrassing moment in front of your father-in-law as an Indian daughter-in-law?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger